Everybody going to the party, have a real good time.

Song - System of a Down - B.Y.O.B


Morning all!

I don't want to make this into a regular occourance, updating early, or everyday, but i'm waiting to set off to 5-a-side football, so i'm making a relativley productive use of my time.

Last night, I had a few beers, nothing excessive, 7 Cans of Carslberg, and let me be the first to say. I WISH i hadn't. My mouth feels as if a rogue rabid infested pidgeon has flown directly overhead and shit in my mouth from a large height. Possibly after eating a diet of its own excrement/nandos chicken.

Its terrible, i feel lathergic, de hydrated, and generally OMG(Old Man Grumpy, you heard it hear first!). Why do it do it ? I'm sure drinking used to be cooler, and easier when i was younger.
But i feel these days, i cannot be relegated to the cheap "Supermarket Special" beer, which leaves me seeking out more exquisite beers, which unfortunatly lead to being more expensive, and usually have the properties of "Rocket Fuel" But at least they're suitable for Human consumption.

Which unfortunatly leads me to the question. Why do i drink at all ?

All the media hype shows that it should be
1) Make me more confident (Don't think i need this)
2) Tastes greeaaaaaaaaaaaattt (I disagree on the Carslberg)
3) Goes perfect with meals (Beers = Curries, Wine = Rest of it, Spirits = ?)

But on the above things i'm not inclined to agree with all the points, but there is a strange Aura around me, that i Have to drink, maybe its becuase i can't stomach people when they're drunk im not. (And i'm sure the feeling is mutual)

So, i'm going to cut down on the amount of Alcofrol i consume, particuarly in "Hoodie drinking binge sessions", and lead onto a path of self improvement, actually making use of my time. Hell, This might even win a Pulizter Price


Great company though, and fantastic Match of Day/Gears of War/South Park evening!

Remember,

Be Champions!